dad jokes for boring developers on hashnode
My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy.
How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
What did Michael Jackson name his denim store? Billy Jeans!
What is bread's favorite number? Leaven.
Coffee has a tough time at my house, every morning it gets mugged.
I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
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